Mr. May
On the fifth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy….
BURT RENYOLD ON A BARE SKIN RUUUUUUUG!
Oh. The. Horror.
I did a little research and I found the story behind this photo according to Cinematical.com:
In 1972, Burt Reynolds shared a late-night talk show couch (in a totally non-sexual way) with Helen Gurley Brown, author of Sex and the Single Girl and editor of Cosmopolitan. At some point in the evening, Brown challenged Reynolds to pose for a nude centerfold in her Cosmopolitan, and he agreed. Later, he wrote the whole thing off as a joke – and really, just look at it and there’s no reason not to believe him – but he’d also write the entire period off as a blur: “I’ve often said to people, if I met you between ’73 and ’78, I’m sorry, I don’t remember three or four of those years.”
So there you have it. Hairy chest. Hairy bear. Hair everywhere, except for poor Burt’s head. Yeah, you’re not fooling anyone with that toupee, old friend.
Although I am having a really tough time understanding how anyone could find this guy attractive, according to Wikipedia, Burt Reynolds was an important sex symbol of the 70′s. Since Wikipedia is always right about everything, I guess I will believe it. Besides, if Anyu really goes for this Burt calendar photo, then I will give her a bonus Burt photo for her birthday:
I think it would make a great 8×10″ glossy, don’t you?
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8×10″? Try 6×4′.
For other hairy guys, you should talk to Dave Levy…
David doesn’t love me enough to send me shirtless photos. Perhaps he’ll reconsider for the 2011 calendar!
You are so funny with these. I purchased this Cosmo with Burt ( hairy was sexy then), while living in NYC
I remember the “Stir about the Fur” back in the early 70′s. Today, PETA would of not allowed this.
i can’t believe sally field banged that in the 70′s and 80′s… i think it was cuz she had/has low self esteem… glad she eventually dropped him like a hot potato
Janice: Hee hee, thanks! I k now, Mom always says, “It vas dah style.” When did the bare skin get in? I can remember being about SEVEN and saying, “When I grow up, I want a boyfriend that looks just like my Ken doll – blond hair, blue eyes, and NO chest HAIR.” (I didn’t know what gonads were back then)
Gary: That’s a REALLY good point – I never thought about that!
It Vas not only da style, it vas for moisture and the possessing of pheromones!! LoL!
I think God was in charge of that! The hairless reality was a shocker for me 10 years ago when I found the porn mags under my youngest’s bed. Thought it was a bit pedophilic at first… then had (somewhat) of an epiphany. TMI? Yeah, maybe.
Lovink choo, Stefka!
XO