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Mr. April

On the forth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy….
Gunslinging Alec Baldwin!

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Because men without shirts are hot…but men without shirts with GUNS are even hotter! We even have bonus armpit hair for Anyu’s enjoyment. ::shudders::

Honestly, I have no idea where these photos are from, but I like them because Alec sort of looks like David Duchovny in them. Why not just use a picture of David Duchovny? Oh, I’ve saved him for later, my pretties, mwahahaha.

Up until a few years ago, I didn’t know the difference between any of the Baldwin Brother’s until my favorite show, “30 Rock” came on the air. After seeing his antics with Liz Lemon, I actually think he’s hotter now than back in the day of “Beetlejuice”". Maybe it’s because a funny personality always improves appearance. Maybe it’s because he stuffed all this chest hair into a suit. Or maybe it’s because he kinda looks like Al Gore now, and I have a thing for Al Gore (but if I made an Al Gore calendar, it would probably be NSFM – Not Safe for Moms.)

Anyway, as a prolific actor and hairy bastard, Alec Baldwin gets the stamp of approval for Mr. April.

I must also note that When I initially typed in Alec Baldwin, I was a little concerned when Google autofill kept on trying to complete my query with “Alec Baldwin Sweaty Balls”. Of course, I had to click it, and pray that my computer would not get chalked full of viruses. I ended up finding this lovely piece of SNL history for your enjoyment:

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DanaDecember 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

That chest hair on the left is out of control. It’s like a Rorschach ink blot test! I can’t even imagine what he must look like now.

PeteDecember 19th, 2009 at 1:13 am

Oh I love this video clip… I have seen this several times… and love all the double entendre. Ah Schwetty balls…. and Yes.. my name is Pete.. and NO ONE can resist my Schwetty Balls!!!!!!

Keep it up gal… I am loving the calendar so far!

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