On the first day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…
Roy Orbison singing really crap-ily!
Every time we took a ride in the old mustard-colored station wagon, Anyu would sing:
“Pretty voman, valking down the street,
Pretty woman, I kinda like to meet.
I don’t believe you, to tell dah truth,
No von could look as good as you,
Criiiiing. Over you….”
Yes, I know, those are not the lyrics to the song – in fact, those are TWO DIFFERENT Roy Orbison songs combined, but that’s how she tends to sings them, which is kind of charming.
I can only assume that by loving the music, she loves the “Sexy Man” behind the music. After all, Anyu is a big fan of Elvis, so I guess Roy looks like Goth Elvis. Or maybe a Blind Elvis? “Dat vas dah style den,” I suppose.
Unfortunately, there were no shirtless Roy pictures available. That’s probably better in the long run – for the sake of the children.