Quick Bite: Happy Friday the 13th
I’m not calling anyone out since I work with this person professionally…but…if you confess to this publicly, your sins might be forgiven.
At a meeting today…
Sales Guy: Hey, you should call your mom today and pretend you’re getting brutally murdered.
Me: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
Sales Guy: Because of your American Goulash blog! She’s superstitious, right? So record yourself calling her and pretend something bad happened because of Friday the 13th, it would get lots of hits!
Me: You might be an excellent salesperson, but you’re a terrible person.
Sales Guy: Ha! I get that a lot, actually….
Thanks for the tip, but I don’t write this series to torture my mom. I write this because she tortures me.