American Goulash LIVE @ The Arts Bank

A little while back, I was selected as a featured artist at the First Person Arts Salon. First Person Arts has a mission of transforming the drama of real life into memoir and documentary art to foster appreciation for our unique and shared experience.

The kind folks at First Person Arts wanted to know why I decided to choose animation as my original medium, move onto writing, and then juggle live performances for my series "American Goulash". After all, the medium is the message!

I was honored to answer their call, and threw in some funny stories and cartoons in with the mix. Enjoy!

Mr. September

On the ninth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy….
Tom Selleck calling.



I really do have a hard time telling the difference between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. I guess Tom is hairier... How could we gauge this? Quick - someone invent a Hairometer so you can guess your HMI (Hair Mass Index).

I love everything about this picture. The stupid white sun visor. The hideous diagonally stripped bikini. The humongous "cell phone". The full body hair that doubles as a Magic Eye Picture/Rorschach Test (does anyone else see The Devil in Tom Selleck's tummy hair in the left photo?)

Oh, baby. I think I'm gonna need a cold shower after this one.

Calendar Update: Looks like VistaPrint failed me. They never mailed the calendar to me because one of the other items I put in my order was back-ordered - it's their policy to hold onto the whole order until all items return to stock. It's going to be another week, maybe even two weeks, until I receive the order. This is very disappointing - I was hoping to film Anyu's reaction to it.  I suppose my mother is going to have a Sex-less holiday....
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