Mr. July

On the seventh day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy….
Akshay Kumar a-swimmin'.


When I googled "Men with Hairy Chests", this guy just kept on "sprouting up". Ba-dump-bump.

For those of you that are not familiar with this fluffy babe-magnet, Akshay Kumar is an award-winning Indian film actor that has appeared in over 90 Hindi films. According to Wikipedia, during the 1990s, Kumar was primarily described as the action hero of Bollywood, and women across the globe seem to agree that he is the hottest hairy chested guy.

Growing up, most of my female friends were Indian, so I would frequently see photos of this guy's typically angry face plastered on my friend's Trapper Keepers or hidden in their lockers. I vaguely remember seeing Akshay as a character in a film called "Daava" and commenting, "For an action hero, this guy does a heck of a lot of dancing and singing." Thus was my introduction to Bollywood, an art where even musicals can be badass.

Later that year, I went into a local Indian Grocery store  to buy a friend an Akshay poster for her birthday, and my mother seemed very pleased with...
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