As if overhearing my talk of the "
12 Days of Sexmas" posts,
TMZ launched an article today about "
Man Made Holiday Sweaters". Iwas too grossed out to go through all the images, but if you like 'em fuzzy, click the image below to play "Guess the Chest".

Thanks to Elizabeth H. for tipping me off about the teats!
On the forth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy....
Gunslinging Alec Baldwin!
Because men without shirts are hot...but men without shirts with GUNS are even hotter! We even have bonus armpit hair for Anyu's enjoyment. ::shudders::
Honestly, I have no idea where these photos are from, but I like them because Alec sort of looks like David Duchovny in them. Why not just use a picture of David Duchovny? Oh, I've saved him for later, my pretties, mwahahaha.
Up until a few years ago, I didn't know the difference between any of the Baldwin Brother's until my favorite show, "30 Rock" came on the air. After seeing his antics with Liz Lemon, I actually think he's hotter now than back in the day of "Beetlejuice"". Maybe it's because a funny personality always improves appearance. Maybe it's because he stuffed all this chest hair into a suit. Or maybe it's because he kinda looks like Al Gore now, and I have a thing for Al Gore (but if I made an Al Gore calendar, it would probably be NSFM - Not Safe for Moms.)
Anyway, as a prolific actor and hairy bastard, Alec Baldwin gets the...
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