Mr. October

On the tenth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy….
Sean Connery A-Sleepin'.



Originally, I would going to make Sean "Mr. September", but I decided it might offend him because “it began with a bloody ‘S’!”

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I like Sean Connery, too, but I haven't seen much of his early work. My first "Classic Connery" moment happened when I walked in on my male roommate watching some hairy chested guy with a gun flailing around in his underwear.

“Eww, did I interrupt you watching old-timey porn?” I asked.

He shot me a dirty look from across the couch. “What are you talking about? This is James Bond!”

“Oh. Never saw it.”

“It’s .007! What’s wrong with you?!”

 “I missed many popular films of the 70’s and the 80’s due to the lack of movie-watching technology in my childhood.”

“You want me to rewind it?”

“Nah, I don’t have time. When I have a chance to sit down for a few hours, I need to see ‘Star Wars’, the ‘Indiana Jones’ series, and the ‘Aliens’ series. And besides, this James Bond dude is kinda grossing me around with all his floofy chest hair and tiny bathing suit-ing.”

 “That’s SEAN CONNERY, Stephanie!”

“No way…but...
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